"I Collect Rocks" DVD
Wildly popular entertainer, inventor of astounding gadgets, and all
around nutty guy Al Simmons delivers a big dose of daffy to your DVD
Continuing in Al’s tradition of offbeat unpredictability here’s
one hour of wackiness that can't fail to delight. Loopy vaudeville-inspired
routines connect six madcap music videos mixing adult and children’s
humour. The result is entertainment we can all enjoy. This is truly
a tour-de-force of ingenious, charming silliness.
"For those in search of the truly zany, the undisputed king is
Al Simmons." ~Maclean's Magazine
Featuring 6 music videos:
•I Got My Axe
•It's Raining It's Pouring
•I Collect Rocks
•I Got A Horse
And a brand new song:
•What Do You Do With Your Rocks?
Al Simmons is a cast of thousands:
-Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
sift through the strata of puns that lead to their quarry in two adventures:
•“The Rock-hound of the Baskervilles”
“The Mys-tree in the Forest.”
The Safety Brothers attempt to:
•Use a shovel
•Walk in the rain
•Making a bed
•Hunt for rocks
•Ride a bicycle.
The Deputy has a herd of cows and a heap of the orneriest jokes you
have ever heard.
The Mathematical Beatnik plays π r 2 percussion.
The Weather Map
The forecast is frivolity as meteorologist Razz Stiffwig weathers a
storm of silliness.
•How thirsty is a tree?
•How old is a rock?
•How to send a message in the forest.
•How to Spell ‘Bicycle’?
•“The Amazing Creation of Al Simmons”
A short film By Sheldon Oberman